the master cleanse: pre-cleanse

right now I'm preparing myself both mentally and physically for this cleanse. it is definitely an unknown adventure that I am about to embark upon. it basically consists of drinking an herbal laxative tea every night (to get the bowels moving) and then a salt water flush every morning (to really get the bowels moving!) then throughout the day I drink about three nalgenes (it's a 32 oz water bottle, folks) of this lemonade drink. (they also call the master cleanse the lemonade diet for this reason) and nothing else. no eating. no drinking other beverages. just tea, salt water, and a lovely lemonade mixture. for ten days. sounds fun, no?

here are the goods:

and now for the recipes: (just in case you were wondering just what goes into this stuff so you could try it along with me at home)

herbal laxative tea:

• follow directions on the box

salt water flush:

• 2 teaspoons uniodized sea salt
• 32 oz spring (or distilled) water

lemonade beverage: (1 nalgene's worth, which is 4 servings)

• 8 tablespoons lemon juice (I'm juicin' real lemons, nothing fake)
• 8 tablespoons organic grade B maple syrup
• 4/10 teaspoon cayenne pepper
• 32 oz spring (or distilled) water
  

I hope to chronicle this adventure here (don't worry, I won't get too personal), so keep checking back. tomorrow I will let you know how I feel and perhaps go into more detail as to why I am neglecting my body of the food I so dearly love.